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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 60
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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 60


Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 60

by F1exican

38 Comments

  2. DayMysterious4717

    I can’t tell if a chive is good or not

  3. Greenie302DS

    I’m third! Woohoo!

    Also, I’m an outsider here. But as a physician of 25 years, I have great scalpel skills and suture a lot of faces. When I get my new knives, I’m going to have to see if those fine motor skills are transferable to chives.

    F1exican, I can teach you how to suture, you’d be great at it!

  4. big-mussels

    Hot damn I made it here quick! Looking good chef, I’ll even excuse that cutting board, since ain’t nobody bringing a nice one to work.

  8. tehjoz

    ![gif](giphy|gC5XiktaIX7zcg5JlR|downsized)

    LET’S GET VASCULAR

  19. UsernameUnattainable

    On the 60th day of Chivemas, is Chivelord finally free?

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    💚💚arma 💚💚razi
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    has the

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    💚 hivelord
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    Cut ’em perfectly?

    Is today the day u/KarmaKrazi?

  20. Agitated-Quit-6148

    Howdy again from your public defender friend in rural Tennessee!!

    Always fascinated and anxious to see the chives.

  21. BigFloppyDonkyDick69

    If day 69 isn’t the day where u/F1exican has perfect chives, my disappointment will be immeasurable and my day will be ruined. 

    You’ve got 9 days to reach perfection, chef. Don’t let us down. 

  23. t3h_jream

    Asked one of my cooks the other day if he knows about the chive stuff on Reddit (which he doesn’t use) and he responded, “are they still flying planes into them?” You’re permeating the zeitgeist.

  24. midnightpatches

    60 days and I see this only 6 minutes in?

    ![gif](giphy|CIy7Ri74WywvK|downsized)

  26. blackbeltbud

    Just for those lurking over the next several hours, I got here five minutes after he posted, and there were already 75 comments and 245 upvotes

  34. culture_jamr

    The fucked up part is that chives which were considered perfect on day one are now rejects because the rest have gotten so flawless.

  35. Delicious-Beat1372

    At this rate I expect by day 300 this dudes going to split an atom and an explosion of chives will rock the world